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“Q” Quotations

QUACKS

(see also CHARLATANS and HUCKSTERS and SWINDLERS & SWINDLING)

QUALIFICATION & QUALIFIERS

(see also LIMIT and MODERATE and MODIFY)

QUALIFICATIONS (as in CREDENTIALS)

(includes UNQUALIFIED; see also ACCOMPLISHMENT and CAPABILITY and COMPETENCE and CREDENTIALS and ELIGIBILITY and EXPERIENCE and FITNESS)

Mitchard continued: “It happens in less time than it takes to draw a breath. It doesn't require the planning, for example, that it takes to become a wife or a mother or any of the other ritual roles of womanhood.”

QUALITY (as in STANDARDS)

(see also EXCELLENCE and MEDIOCRITY and MERIT and PERFECTION and QUALITY CONTROL and STANDARDS and SUPERIORITY)

ERROR ALERT: This looks like the first appearance of an observation that, in an abbreviated form, is commonly attributed to English art critic John Ruskin (“Quality is never an accident. It is always the result of intelligent effort”). Even though nothing close to this sentiment has been found in Ruskin’s writings, almost all internet sites now attribute the “quality is never an accident” phrase to him. Attributions of the saying to others—including Will A. Foster and Willa A. Foster—also appear to by spurious.

QUALITY (as in TRAITS)

(see also ATTRIBUTE and CHARACTERISTIC and PROPERTY and TRAIT)

QUARRELS

(see also ARGUMENTS & DISPUTES and ADVERSARIES & ANTAGONISTS and ANGER and CONFLICT and DISAGREEMENTS and ENEMIES and OPPOSITION and QUARRELSOME & QUARRELSOMNESS)

The narrator continued: “It draws in tributary arguments and grievances from years before—all quite incomprehensible to any but the two people they concern most nearly. Neither party is ever proved right or wrong in such a case, or, if they are, what does it signify?”

QUOTE NOTE: Callosity means “the condition of being callused” and refers to the hardened tissue that develops around a fractured bone as it heals. Wallace Stegner made a similar point about broken hearts in The Spectator Bird (1976) when protagonist Joe Allston reflected: “Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of a life amount not to wisdom but to scar tissue and callus.”

QUOTE NOTE: Inge was likely inspired by an observation from Socrates, as quoted by Diogenes in Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers (3rd c. B.C.): “It takes two to make a quarrel.”

Also on the subject of quarrels—but those on a larger scale—Pascal wrote: “Can anything be more ridiculous than that a man should have the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of the water, and because his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have none with him?”

QUOTE NOTE: This is the earliest articulation of a theme that has been frequently expressed over the centuries (more examples appear earlier in this section).

QUARRELSOME & QUARRELSOMNESS

(see also ARGUMENTS & DISPUTES and ANGER and CONFLICT and DISAGREEMENTS and ILL-TEMPERED and and QUARRELS)

QUESTIONING

(see also BELIEF and CERTAINTY and DOGMA and DOUBT and FAITH and ICONOCLASM and QUESTIONS and QUESTIONS & ANSWERS and SKEPTICISM & SKEPTICS)

QUOTE NOTE: Einstein continued: “Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day. Never lose a holy curiosity.”

Evans preceded the thought by writing: “In the last analysis all tyranny rests on fraud, on getting someone to accept false assumptions.”

QUOTE NOTE: Heisenberg is alluding here to one of his most important principles, that there is “a subjective element” in even the most objective of pursuits. He went on to pay tribute to Neils Bohr, who, he wrote, “reminds us…of the old wisdom that when searching for the harmony in life one must never forget that in the drama of existence, we are ourselves both players and spectators.”

QUOTE NOTE: Burton, the new Head Mistress of Kiplington High School for Girls says this in an address to students. She went on to add: “Questioning does not mean the end of loving, and loving does not mean the abnegation of intelligence. Vow as much love to your country as you like; serve to the death if that is necessary….But, I implore you, do not forget to question.”

QUOTATION CAUTION: This observation—in a number of slightly varying versions—is widely quoted, but has never been found in any of Russell’s writings.

The words are spoken in an instructional, even didactic, tone to the title character. Marius, a 2,000-year-old vampire who has accumulated much wisdom over the centuries, preceded the thought by saying: “Very few beings really seek knowledge in this world. Mortal or immortal, few really ask. On the contrary, they try to wring from the unknown the answers they have already shaped in their own minds—justifications, confirmations, forms of consolation without which they can't go on.”

Johnson added: “It is assuming a superiority.”

QUESTIONS

(see also ANSWERS and ASKING and CURIOSITY and INQUIRY and RESEARCH and QUESTIONING and QUESTIONS & ANSWERS)

He went on to add: “And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answer.”

QUOTE NOTE: In simply pointing out that the two words share a common Latin root that means “to seek,” Sagan was also suggesting a powerful metaphor: a question is a quest.

Stuever continued: “It turns the interview into a conversation. It invites rather than antagonizes. What’s worse than an interviewer who tries to cram everything they already know into the question?”

QUOTE NOTE: In the novel, Maisie was reflecting on something she recalled Maurice saying to her years earlier. She also remembered him adding: “As soon as you think you have the answer, you have closed the path and may miss vital new information. Wait awhile in the stillness, and do not rush to conclusions, no matter how uncomfortable the unknowing.”

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

(see also ANSWERS and CURIOSITY and RESEARCH and QUESTIONS)

ERROR ALERT: All over the internet, this observation is attributed to to the American scientist and raconteur, Richard P. Feynman, but it has never been found in his works. The safest attribution is “Author Unknown”

Bach added: “Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel.”

QUOTE NOTE: According to Gardner & Reese, Ciardi continued: “The difference between a seed and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow and return itself in kind and be multiplied.” So far, I have not been able to find an original source for this quotation.

ERROR ALERT: This quotation is often misattributed to the English novelist Edward George Bulwer-Lytton.

Gerould continued: “The indiscreet questioner—and by indiscreet questions I mean questions which it is not conceivably a man’s duty either to the community or to any individual to answer—is a marauder, and there is every excuse for treating him as such.” A bit earlier in the book, she had introduced the topic by writing: “I hold that a question put by some one who has no right to the information demanded, deserves no truth.”

Lynd preceded the thought by writing: “One of the greatest joys known to man is to take such a flight into ignorance in search of knowledge.”

QUOTE NOTE: Martin, who is best known for her “Miss Manners” etiquette books, has also written several novels, including this one about a female television newscaster who loses her job because she has “inexcusably aged.”

The words are spoken in an instructional, even didactic, tone to the title character. Marius, a 2,000-year-old vampire who has accumulated much wisdom over the centuries, preceded the thought by saying: “Very few beings really seek knowledge in this world. Mortal or immortal, few really ask. On the contrary, they try to wring from the unknown the answers they have already shaped in their own minds—justifications, confirmations, forms of consolation without which they can't go on.”

QUOTE NOTE: This looks like the earliest observation to relate the concepts of discretion and indiscretion to questions and answers, now a common practice.

QUICKNESS

(see also HASTE and SPEED)

QUIPS

(see also ONE-LINERS and REPARTEE)

Gould added: “Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions—words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.”

QUITTING & QUITTERS

(see also SURRENDER and YIELD)

QUOTATIONS

(see also APHORISMS and EPIGRAMS and MAXIMS and PROVERBS and SAYINGS and SOUNDBITES)

QUOTE NOTE: From 1783 to 1794, Burns kept three commonplace books, in which he wrote early drafts of his creations, observations on a variety of subjects, excerpts from books, and quotations that had a special meaning for him.

Byrne added: “I got into it originally while trying to break an addiction to candy. I kicked candy and now seem to be stuck with quotations, which are attacking my brain instead of my teeth.”

Charlton continued: “They discard one, pick up another, apparently at random, but all with a particular spot in mind. The result is a living place that conforms to their own sensibility and shape.”

Churchill continued: “Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.”

Davies continued: “A man who quotes too easily risks the loss of any capacity he may have for personal expression, he has only to dip into the filing cabinet of his memory and—presto!—the witty, or impressive, or brilliantly compressed essence of what somebody else has thought is his to utter. Furthermore, many people are so impressed by his ability to quote that they overvalue the sense of what he has so elegantly said.”

D’Israeli preceded the thought by writing: “Whenever the mind of a writer is saturated with the full inspiration of a great author, a quotation gives completeness to the whole; it seals his feelings with undisputed authority.”

ERROR ALERT: This observation is commonly misattributed to Isaac D’Israeli’s son, Benjamin Disraeli. And the observation is often mistkenly presented with precluding as opposed to preluding.

QUOTE NOTE: Given that Emerson is one of history’s most quotable figures, it may seem ironic to see him write something like this. He was not referring to the use of quotations, though, but rather their mis-use, as when people quote others instead of stating their own beliefs.

Epstein added: “It may well be that tuning into this flow is as close to wisdom as those of us who are quotatious are likely to get,”

ERROR ALERT: This quotation, like a number of other Brendan Francis observations, is often misattributed to the Irish writer Brendan Behan (whose middle name was Francis).

QUOTE NOTE: Brendan Francis is the pen name that Edward F. Murphy, a New York school teacher and quotation collector, used to disguise his own creations (62 of them in all) inserted into his Crown Treasury anthology. The identity of Brendan Francis has been long debated, but thanks to the efforts of quotation sleuth Tom Fuller, the matter now appears to be settled. Fuller tracked down a review of Murphy’s book by Sherwin D. Smith in The New York Times Book Review (“Passion for Books,” Dec. 24, 1978). In the piece, Smith asked parenthetically: “Puzzle: How many times did the editor include himself, and under what pseudonym?” And he then answered: “62, and Brendan Francis.”

This appears to be the first appearance of a phrase that has become very popular among quotation lovers: “eminently quotable.”  It's also a nice reminder that, every day, we can connect with notable people—past and present—who've offered thought-provoking or attitude-altering observations.

Gleick added: “At the level of sound bite and cliché, we are always quoting, if inadvertently.”

After ticking off a dozen or so examples, Gleick wrote: “It would be an understatement to say that these books lean on one another. To compare them is to stroll through a glorious jungle of incestuous mutual plagiarism.”

Kaplan, the editor of the 16th and 17th editions of Bartlett’s, added: “Quotations have always been supremely effective rhetorical devices, instruments of one-upmanship, ways of supporting any position under the sun with borrowed or stolen authority.”

Ralph Keyes, playing off Gresham’s Law (see Macleod in MONEY), in “Nice Guys Finish Seventh”: False Phrases, Spurious Sayings, and Familiar Misquotations (1992)

Keyes continued: “Misquotation takes three basic forms: (1) putting the wrong words in the right mouth; (2) putting the right words in the wrong mouth; and (3) putting the wrong words in the wrong mouth.”

Keyes continued: “That is why misremembered quotations so often improve on real ones. Memory may be a terrible librarian, but it’s a great editor. Excess words are pruned in recollection, and better ones added. The essence of a good remark is preserved, but its cadence is improved.”

QUOTE NOTE: This is how the quotation is typically presented, and it is often mistakenly used as a warning about the dangers of trying to impress by over-quoting. In the story, the narrator is describing London bank clerk Charlie Mears, an aspiring writer who lacks writing talent. He does come up with a gripping story idea, however, and after selling the concept to the narrator for five pounds, he uses the money to buy books of poetry. The next time the two men meet, the narrator describes Mears this way: “When next he came to me he was drunk—royally drunk—on many poets for the first time revealed to him. His pupils were dilated, his words tumbled over each other, and he wrapped himself in quotations—as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors. Most of all he was drunk with Longfellow.”

Mackay added: “It is thus like the text for a sermon, serving as a point of departure for many lines of thought.”

ERROR ALERT: Most internet sites mistakenly present this observation: “The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

Menand continued: “We hoard quotations like amulets. They are charms against chaos, secret mantras for dark times, strings that vibrate forever in defiance of the laws of time and space. That they may be opaque or banal to everyone else is what makes them precious: they aren’t supposed to work for everybody. They’re there to work for us.”

Morson went on to add: “The presenter of found art, whether material or verbal, has become a sort of artist. He has not made the object, but he has made it as art.”

O’Brien, the editor of the 18th edition of Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations (2012) added about quotations: “They can be anything at all, the exquisitely chiseled perceptions of poets and philosophers or the blurts of unscheduled truth-telling by public figures caught in the spotlight…. They are the dangling threads that memory can latch onto when everything else goes blank.”

Oliver continued: “Quotations make us sound smart; that’s why politicians love throwing them around.” To see his full piece—which is more about misquotations—go to: Oliver on Misquotations.

QUOTE NOTE: It’s possible that Poole was inspired by a very similar remark offered more than a century earlier by Christian Nestell Bovee, seen above

QUOTE NOTE: Rand’s observation was part of a larger set of remarks—some in the form of stinging criticism—about an anthology of quotations (titled “Free Men Say”) that Leonard Read had put together for possible publication. Read was the publisher of The Freeman, a libertarian journal, and founder of The Foundation for Economic Education. Go here to see the full letter.

Rees added: “Casual comments and expressions of view do not necessarily reach this standard.”

Rees continued: “So to Churchill or Napoleon would be ascribed what, actually, a lesser-known political figure had said. The process occurs in all fields.”

Sweeting had earlier written: “The right quotation at the right time has explosive power. Quotations express thought in an unforgettable way, helping the listener to understand faster and remember longer.”