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“J” Quotations

JAILS

(see INCARCERATION & IMPRISONMENT)

JARGON (INCLUDING “-ESE” WORDS)

(see also BABBLE and EUPHEMISM and LANGUAGE and POLITICAL CORRECTNESS and WORDS)

Lehman, added: “It gives an air of novelty and specious profundity to ideas that, if stated directly, would seem superficial, stale, frivolous, or false. The line between serious and spurious scholarship is an easy one to blur, with jargon on your side.”

JAZZ

(see also BLUES and CLASSICAL MUSIC and COUNTRY MUSIC and FOLK MUSIC and MUSIC & MUSICIANS and MUSIC GENRES—N. E. C. and RAGTIME and RAP MUSIC and ROCK & ROLL and RHYTHYM & BLUES and ROCK & ROLL and VOICE)

In the Introduction, Balliett wrote: “Jazz, after all, is a highly personal, lightweight form—like poetry, it is an art of surprise—that, shaken down, amounts to the blues, some unique vocal and instrumental sounds, and the limited, elusive genius of improvisation.”

QUOTE NOTE: Not long after the United States formally entered WWI, jazz and other elements of American culture began to take Europe by storm. Cocteau’s vivid description of that night at the Casino continued: “The hot hall full of painted girls and American soldiers is a saloon in some Western film. This noise drenches us, wakens us to do something else. It shows us a lost path.”

Hentoff’s article was written just after it was reported that the Pulitzer Prize committee had decided not to award Ellington a special award for composition. The news infuriated many jazz fans, including Hentoff, but the 66-year-old Ellington took it all in good humor, saying: “Fate is being kind to me; fate doesn’t want me to be famous too young.”

QUOTE NOTE: Bop was the shortened term for bebop, an extension of jazz music that enjoyed great popularity in the 1940s (a practitioner of the style was called a bebopper).

King continued: “If a guy’s playing blues like we play, he’s in high school. When he starts playing jazz, it’s like going on to college, to a school of higher learning.”

Legrand added: “It is a fantastic adventure, an exciting game of giving and taking and exchanging musical ideas with brothers and friends. When the conditions are right, it is possible to achieve a level of rapport that is nowhere else to be found in music—or for that matter—in art.”

Maddocks, a Christian Science Monitor editor and columnist for nearly fifty years, was commenting on a pending congressional resolution “designating jazz as an American national treasure.” In his typically wry way, Maddocks wrote: “Obtaining official recognition for the arts is a little like having your parents laugh at your jokes. It may be the ultimate stamp of approval all right, but if these folks like what you’re doing, what are you doing wrong?” The full column, which contains several other memorable observations, may be seen at: Christian Science Monitor.

Eight years later, in his book Sweet Singing Blues on the Road (1994), Marsalis defined jazz in this way: “A swinging dialogue between concerned parties whose philosophy is: ‘Let’s try to work it out.’”

Welles continued: “His enthusiasm affects him like a drug habit, removing him, it seems, from the uninitiated and less paranoid world about him and encouraging many of the attitudes of full-blown megalomania.”

JEALOUSY

(see also ENVY and INSECURITY and LOVE)

ERROR ALERT: Numerous internet sites mistakenly have the quotation end with “always going to be trouble.”

In his classic work, the legendary French aphorist also offered these additional thoughts:

In jealousy there is more of self-love than love.

Jealousy lives upon doubts; it becomes madness or ceases entirely as soon as we pass from doubt to certainty.

QUOTE NOTE: Pearson, who does not think of himself as a jealous type, is surprised when he begins to feel pangs of jealousy as he grows fonder of a beautiful young woman named Julian. Continuing to think about how the emotion is playing out, he goes on to add: “Jealousy is a cancer, it can kill that which it feeds on, though it usually is a horribly slow killer. (And thereby dies itself.) Also of course, to change the metaphor, jealousy is love, it is loving consciousness, loving vision, darkened by pain and in its most awful forms distorted by hate,”

Sagan preceded the observation by saying: “Love means trusting people. A love affair based on jealousy is doomed from the start. Jealousy means struggles and fights.”

QUOTE NOTE: The words come from Iago, speaking to Othello, and they serve as the origin of the expression green-eyed monster as an idiom for jealousy. The original saying alluded to the practice of cats—whether wild or domesticated—toying with their trapped victims before actually devouring them.

JELLYBEANS

(see also CANDY and CHOCOLATE and CONFECTIONS & CONFECTIONERIES and SWEETS)

QUOTE NOTE: This is not simply a Great Opening Line, it is one of the best things ever said on the topic (one day, I’m hoping to do a book titled The Single Best Thing Ever Said on Just About Any Topic You Can Think Of, and this is my Number One choice for observations about jellybeans).

JESTS & JESTING

(see also COMEDY & COMEDIANS and JOKES & JOKING and HUMOR & HUMORISTS and HUMOR—SENSE OF and LAUGHTER and WIT)

QUOTE NOTE: This observation was almost certainly inspired by a similar thought from a character in George Bernard Shaw’s 1904 play John Bull’s Other Island, seen in the JOKES & JOKING section.

JESUS

(see also CHRISTIANITY & CHRISTIANS and RELIGION)

JEWS

(see JUDAISM & JEWS)

JOKES & JOKING

(see also COMEDY & COMEDIANS and JESTS & JESTING and HUMOR & HUMORISTS and HUMOR—SENSE OF and LAUGHTER and WIT)

QUOTE NOTE: Most people assume this wonderful quotation comes from one of the March sisters, or perhaps Mrs. March, but it is presented in the novel as a favorite saying of Hannah Mullet, the family’s maid and cook. Here’s the full passage: “In fact it was an immense relief to them all to have a little work, and they took hold with a will, but soon realized the truth of Hannah’s saying, ‘Housekeeping ain’t no joke.’”

QUOTE NOTE: Erica Jong was likely inspired by this Davis observation when she wrote in Parachutes and Kisses (1984): “Sex is God’s joke on the human race…if we didn’t have sex to make us ridiculous, She would have had to think up something else instead.”

QUOTE NOTE: The remark was clearly inspired by a famous observation from George Eliot’s 1876 novel Daniel Deronda, to be seen below.

ERROR ALERT: Many internet sites and quotation anthologies mistakenly present the observation as if it were phrased: “A difference in taste in jokes.”

QUOTE NOTE: This observation was almost certainly inspired by a similar thought from a character in George Bernard Shaw's 1904 play John Bull's Other Island, seen below.

Another popular translation of the saying goes this way: “The joke loses its force when the joker laughs himself.”

JOURNALISM & JOURNALISTS

(see also COLUMNISTS & COLUMN-WRITING and NEWS and NEWSPAPERS and THE PRESS and REPORTERS & REPORTING)

Brittain added: “Too often it is a process of flinging bright balloons in the path of a hurricane, a casting of priceless petals upon the rushing surface of a stream.”

Earlier in the address, Carr said: “Being a journalist, I never feel bad talking to journalism students because it’s a grand, grand caper. You get to leave, go talk to strangers, ask them anything, come back, type up their stories, edit the tape. That’s not going to retire your loans as quickly as it should, and it’s not going to turn you into a person who’s worried about what kind of car they should buy, but that’s kind of as it should be. I mean, it beats working. Otherwise, you’d have to get a job—a real one. Think of the people who go to work every day, sweating hatred for what they do. We skip to work.”

Ephron continued: “I always seem to find myself at a perfectly wonderful event where everyone else is having a marvelous time, laughing merrily, eating, drinking, having sex in the back room, and I am standing on the side taking notes on it all.”

ERROR ALERT: Nearly all internet sites mistakenly attribute this observation to the English critic Matthew Arnold. Jeune, a prominent English judge, was known to have offered the thought as much as a year earlier, but this was the first time a print publication provided the formal quotation. For more, see this 2012 post from quotation researcher Barry Popik.

Keillor continued: “A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.”

QUOTE NOTE: Newspapers no longer use linotype, but O’Hara’s observation remains as true today as when it first appeared.

QUOTE NOTE: This saying, also commonly expressed as “News is the first rough draft of history,” can be traced directly to a 1963 remark by Washington Post publisher Philip Graham. In the Oxford Dictionary of American Quotations (2006), Hugh Rawson and Margaret Miner report that Graham was speaking to a group of Newsweek correspondents in London on April 29, 1963 when he said: “So let us today drudge on about our inescapably impossible task of providing every week a first rough draft of a history that will never be completed about a world we can never really understand.”

Talese went on to write that journalists were attracted to the lurid aspects of life, like “riots and raids, crumbling countries and sinking ships, bankers banished to Rio and burning Buddhist nuns.” He brought the book’s open paragraph to a close this way: “Gloom is their game, the spectacle their passion, normality their nemesis.”

Wilde continued: “By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are.”

When Gilbert offers this thought, the character Ernest asks, “But what is the difference between literature and journalism?” Gilbert replies: “Oh! Journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.”

JOURNALS & JOURNALING

(includes NOTEBOOK; see also DIARIES and MEMOIRS and WRITERS and WRITING)

Later in the book, Baldwin wrote: “Writing makes a map, and there is something about a journey that begs to have its passage marked.”

Barthes continued: “A comic—a comedian, that’s what the Journal keeper is.”

Blanchot continued: “What does the writer have to remember? Himself. who he is when he is not writing, when he is living his daily life, when he is alive and real, and not dying and without truth.”

QUOTE NOTE: If you think of cake as something like cube (as in a boullion cube), this observation makes enormous sense—in this case, meaning that a brief journal entry about something Samuel Johnson said or did might eventually result in pages and pages of text for Boswell’s famous Life of Samuel Johnson (1791)

Byron continued: “If I am sincere with myself (but I fear one lies more to one's self than to any one else) every page should confute, refute, and utterly abjure its predecessor.”

QUOTE NOTE: This is how the quotation is most commonly presented on internet sites, but Wing’s full thought was originally expressed this way: “Keeping a journal implies hope, and in the last year I had given up hope.”

Oates continued: “Our ancestors more naturally meditated, in church, and wrote in journals, while we, in an accelerated age, move too quickly forward without looking back. A journal enhances life, forcing the individual to see it close-up, to appreciate it more.”

Sontag went on to write: “The journal is a vehicle for my sense of selfhood. It represents me as emotionally and spiritually independent. Therefore (alas) it does not simply record my actual, daily life but rather—in many cases—offers an alternative to it.”

In the very next notebook entry, Sontag wrote: “Decline of the letter, the rise of the notebook! One doesn’t write to others any more; one writes to oneself.”

In the book, West also offered this contrast: “Letters strike me as an attempt to tell others how you are. Journals are an attempt to discover who you are.”

JOURNEYS

(see also ADVENTURE and AIRPLANES & AIR TRAVEL and CRUISES & CRUISING and DESTINATION and DISCOVERY and EXPLORATION and HOTELS & MOTELS and PILGRIMAGE & PILGRIMS and SIGHTSEEING and TOURISM & TOURISTS and TRAVEL & TRAVELING and TRIPS and VACATIONS & HOLIDAYS and VOYAGES and WANDERING & WANDERERS and WANDERLUST)

Burton continued: “Shaking off with one mighty effort the fetters of Habit, the leaden weight of Routine, the cloak of many Cares and the slavery of Home, man feels once more happy. The blood flows with the fast circulation of childhood.”

Durrell continued: “They flower spontaneously out of the demands of our natures—and the best of them lead us not only outwards in space, but inwards as well. Travel can be one of the most rewarding forms of introspection.”

Merton went on to add: “You must have the humility to work out your own salvation in a darkness where you are absolutely alone.”

JOY

(see also BLISS and ECSTASY and ENJOYMENT and HAPPINESS and JOY & SUFFERING and LAUGHTER and SUFFERING)

Barth added: “When we are joyful, time stands still for a moment or moments because it has fulfilled its meaning as the space of our life-movement and, engaged in this movement, we have attained in one respect at least the goal of our striving.”

The quatrain continued: “Lawless, wing’d, and unconfin’d,/And breaks all chains from every mind.”

QUOTE NOTE: Campbell believed that everybody has a sacred space (“Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again”) and joy results from dwelling in that space. He wrote: “You really don’t have a sacred space, a rescue land, until you find…some field of action where there is a spring of ambrosia—a joy that comes from inside, not something external that puts joy into you—a place that lets you experience your own will and your own intention and your own wish so that, in small, the Kingdom is there. I think everybody, whether they know it or not, is in need of such a place.”

Dickinson preceded these lines by writing: “Consulting summer’s clock,/But half the hours remain./I ascertain it with a shock—/I shall not look again.”

QUOTE NOTE: Einstein was the honored guest at the dedication of a new observatory that had recently been constructed on school grounds. The words above have been preserved on a bronze plaque on the exterior of the college’s astronomy building.

QUOTE NOTE: Hernani is one of Hugo’s lesser-known works, but this line from the play was a source of inspiration for the popular expression tears of joy.

QUOTE NOTE: Keller was only nine years old when she wrote this letter to one of America’s most prominent figures; she signed it “From your loving little friend.”

Dr. King continued: “Such is the moment I am presently experiencing. I experience this high and joyous moment not for myself alone but for those devotees of nonviolence who have moved so courageously against the ramparts of racial injustice and who in the process have acquired a new estimate of their own human worth.”

Lamott added: “If you ask me, a little lipstick is a close runner-up.”

QUOTE NOTE: Spoil here refers to wartime plunder seized from the enemy by the victors, as in spoils of war. Martial’s original epigram contains the embedded metaphor life is a battle, and suggests that joys come from victories in any ongoing struggle.

May continued: “It is based on the experience of one’s identity as a being of worth and dignity, who is able to affirm his being, if need be, against all other beings and the whole inorganic world.”

Oliphant introduced the thought by writing: “Laughing is not the first expression of joy.”

This passage from the Kenyan-born English photographer's novel was the likely inspiration for Alice Walker’s 1992 novel Possessing the Secret of Joy.

QUOTE NOTE: In a parenthetical observation just after this thought, Runbeck wrote: “I think that must be a quotation, it sounds too lovely for me to have thought of spontaneously.”

QUOTE NOTE: This has become one of Shaw’s most popular quotations. He continued with this less familiar thought: “And also the only real tragedy in life is the being used by personally minded men for purposes which you recognize to be base.”

QUOTE NOTE: These are the opening words of the “Joy” chapter. Mother Teresa continued: “The best way to show our gratitude to God and the people is to accept everything with joy. A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love.”

QUOTE NOTE: The epigraph of the book, also written by Walker, foreshadows this later passage and captures the essence of the novel: “There are those who believe Black people possess the secret of joy and that it is this that will sustain them through any spiritual or moral or physical devastation.” In crafting both thoughts, but especially the epigraph, I believe Walker was influenced by a 1981 observation from the Kenyan-born English photographer Mirella Ricciardi, seen earlier.

The verse continued: “for from within were heard/Murmurings, whereby the monitor expressed/Mysterious union with its native sea.”

JOY & SUFFERING

(includes JOY & SORROW; see also BLISS and ECSTASY and ENJOYMENT and HAPPINESS and JOY and LAUGHTER and SUFFERING)

QUOTE NOTE: The Prophet was responding to a woman who said, “Speak to us of joy and sorrow.” He continued: “And how else can it be? The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven?”

ERROR ALERT: Many quotation sites mistakenly attribute this quotation to René Descartes.

JUDAISM & JEWS

(see also ANTI-SEMITISM and ATHEISM & AGNOSTICISM and BAPTISTS and BUDDHISM & BUDDHISTS and CATHOLICISM & CATHOLICS and CHRISTIANITY & CHRISTIANS and CHRISTIANITY & JUDAISM and EVANGELICALS and HINDUISM & HINDUS and HOLOCAUST and ISLAM & MUSLIMS and ISRAEL & ISRAELIS and RELIGION)

“Without the Jews, we would see the world through different eyes, hear with different ears, even feel with different feelings…we would think with a different mind, interpret all our experience differently, draw different conclusions from the things that befall us. And we would set a different course for our lives.”

Albert Einstein, in letter to Central Association of German Citizens of the Jewish Faith (April 3, 1920); quoted The Ultimate Quotable Einstein (2010; Alice Calaprice, ed.)

JUDGES

(see also COURTS & COURTROOMS and CRIME and DISSENT [as in Court Opinions] and GOVERNMENT and JAILS & PRISONS and and JUSTICE and LAW and LAW & ORDER and LAWSUITS and LAWYERS and LEGAL and LITIGATION and PUNISHMENT and SUPREME COURT and TRIALS)

JUDGING & JUDGMENT

(see also APPRAISAL and ASSESSMENT and COMMON SENSE and INTELLIGENCE and JUDGING OTHERS and MIND and REASON and THINKING and REASON)

Emma continued: “Nobody, who has not been in the interior of a family, can say what the difficulties of any individual of that family may be.”

QUOTE NOTE: Hemingway was referring to Pound’s inability—or perhaps his unwillingness—to criticize the artistic creations of people he regarded as friends. Hemingway added: “We never argued about these things because I kept my mouth shut about things I did not like. If a man liked his friends’ painting or writing, I thought it was probably like those people who like their families, and it was not polite to criticize them.”

QUOTE NOTE: Leto added: “To claim absolute knowledge is to become monstrous. Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty.” Herbert borrowed the adventure at the edge of uncertainty expression from Jacob Bronowski, who employed it a few years earlier in his 1973 classic The Ascent of Man (see the Bronowski entry in KNOWLEDGE).

In 1849 the famous poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow published a novel titled “Kavanagh” that included these words: 2

QUOTE NOTE: It is possible that Longfellow was inspired by an 1836 thought from the American cleric William Nevins, a man whose sermons and writings were popular in New England in that era. See the following entry.

QUOTE NOTE: This quotation has often confused Twain fans because an extremely similar line appeared in Twain’s famous time-travel fantasy A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889): “You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” For more on both quotations, see this 2015 post from Garson O’Toole, the Quote Investigator.

JUDGING OTHERS

(see also APPRAISAL and ASSESSMENT and COMMON SENSE and INTELLIGENCE and JUDGING & JUDGEMENT and MIND and REASON and THINKING and REASON)

QUOTE NOTE: This biblical verse began with the immortal words: “Judge not, that you be not judged.” (Matthew 7:1)

Bonhoeffer preceded the thought by writing: “Judging others makes us blind, whereas love is illuminating.”

QUOTE NOTE: It is possible that Longfellow was inspired by an 1836 thought from the American cleric William Nevins, a man whose sermons and writings were popular in New England in that era. See the following entry.

JUSTICE

(includes SOCIAL JUSTICE; see also EQUALITY and EQUITY and FAIRNESS and JUDGES and JUSTICE & INJUSTICE and INJUSTICE and LAW and MERCY and RIGHTS)

Addison's essay also contained these other thoughts on the theme:

“To be perfectly just is an attribute in the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man.”

“Justice discards party, friendship, kindred, and is therefore always represented as blind.”

ERROR ALERT: Most internet sites mistakenly attribute this saying to Benjamin Franklin.

QUOTE NOTE: In formulating this thought, Goldwater was almost certainly inspired by an observation from Thomas Paine in his 1792 classic The Rights of Man (see Paine entry in MODERATION). Goldwater’s line, delivered so confidently at the convention, went on to doom his chances at winning the U. S. presidential election. For more, see this informative post by Bob Deis at This Day In Quotes.

QUOTE NOTE: Kennedy was piggybacking on a 1693 observation by William Penn and elaborated by others (see the Penn entry below).

QUOTE NOTE: Lander was clearly inspired by an earlier John Dryden observation (see his entry above), and both his and Dryden's thought were given a more familiar form by William E. Gladstone (see his entry above).

QUOTE NOTE: In “Out of the Long Night,” a 1958 article in The Gospel Messenger, Martin Luther King, Jr. offered this saying without citing an author, but he placed the observation in quotation marks, suggesting that is was a proverbial saying. He continued to use the saying in later speeches and articles and, as a result, it is almost always attributed to him. The original author, however, is Theodore Parker, an American Unitarian preacher and prominent abolitionist. Parker did not express it as cleanly and simply as it was reported in the 1918 book, however (the passage in the book looks like an attempt to summarize a slightly longer thought). Parker’s original words, as presented in Ten Sermons of Religion (1853), were as follows: “I do not pretend to understand the moral universe, the arc is a long one, my eye reaches but little ways. I cannot calculate the curve and complete the figure by the experience of sight; I can divine it by conscience. But from what I see I am sure it bends towards justice.” The shorter version from the 1918 book enjoyed limited popularity among American clergyman in the 1930s and 40s, but it didn’t go mainstream until Dr. King began using it in the 1950s and 60s (see the King entry above). See also this informative Quote Investigator post by Garson O’Toole.

QUOTE NOTE: This is the original expression of a sentiment that was tweaked by Walter Savage Landor in 1824 (see his entry above) and went on to inspire William E. Gladstone to say in a March 18, 1868 House of Commons speech: “Justice delayed is justice denied.” Gladstone’s phrasing of the thought evolved into a modern proverb, and has been adapted by others.

Solzhenitsyn continued: “Those who clearly recognize the voice of their own conscience usually recognize also the voice of justice.”

West continued: “When you love people, you hate the fact that they’re being treated unjustly. Justice is not simply an abstract concept to regulate institutions, but also a fire in the bones to promote the well-being of all.”

QUOTE NOTE: Most Western versions of the quotation are slightly different: “Justice is like a train that’s nearly always late.”

JUSTICE & INJUSTICE

(see also EQUALITY and EQUITY and FAIRNESS and JUDGES and JUSTICE and INJUSTICE and LAW and MERCY and RIGHTS)

[MILITARY] JUSTICE

(see also EQUALITY and EQUITY and FAIRNESS and JUDGES and JUSTICE and JUSTICE & INJUSTICE and INJUSTICE and LAW and MERCY and [The] MILITARY and RIGHTS)