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"Be careful what you wish for, it might come true."
From Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom, by Dr. Mardy Grothe (HarperCollins, 2004)
Be careful what you set your heart upon— for it will surely be yours.
I write of the wish that comes true— for some reason, a terrifying concept.
James Baldwin
James M. Cain
Ambition is a Dead Sea fruit and the greatest peril to the soul is that one is likely to get precisely what he is seeking.
Edward Dahlberg
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
The Dalai Lama
The only suitable gift for the man who has everything is your deepest sympathy.
Beware, my Lord! Beware lest stern Heaven hate you enough to hear your prayers!
Imogene Fey
Anatole France
If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Benjamin Franklin
Protect me from what I want.
For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Jenny Holzer
Storm Jameson
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
Oscar Wilde
George Bernard Shaw
More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
Mother Teresa
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
Irving Kristol
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there any danger of their coming true.
Logan Pearsall Smith