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About "Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths"

Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths

Oxymoronica:
Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom
from History's Greatest Wordsmiths


A Book-of-the-Month Club Selection

Published March 2004       Hardcover: 256 Pages
List Price: $14.95       ISBN: 0060536993

HarperCollins

HarperCollins

All online booksellers and all major brick & mortar bookstores will be selling the book, but to make things a little easier for you, I'll provide links to two online sellers:

amazon.com IndieBound

Oxymoronica is the second in a series of books that celebrate my love of words and language. This book is devoted to paradoxical and oxymoronic quotations—those very special observations that use a contradiction in terms or a contradiction in ideas to tantalize our thinking or tickle our funny bones. Examples of oxymoronica have captured the minds of people for centuries, showing up in such popular sayings as:

"Less is more."

"Be careful what you wish for, it might come true."

"The more things change, the more they remain the same."

The book presents over 1,400 "self-contradictory" quotations. This means that, like the three quotes above, every single quote in the book contains a "marriage of opposites." Each one brings together concepts that don't typically go together or are downright incompatible. Many of the quotes appear false upon first reading, but are profoundly true or perception-altering upon reflection. Still others are absolutely hilarious. Here are a few more examples:

"Free love is too expensive."
Bernadette Devlin

"I shut my eyes in order to see."
Paul Gauguin

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique."
Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right."
Moliére

"There are some ideas so wrong that
only a very intelligent person could believe them."

George Orwell

"A normal adolescent isn't a normal adolescent
if he acts normal."

Judith Viorst

I've been collecting self-contradictory quotations for more than 15 years. As my personal collection began to grow, I began organizing them by categories (political, artistic, literary, stage & screen, sports, etc.). Early on, I dreamed of one day putting the quotes together in a book. Now, after all these years, it's finally happened. The intended audience has been clear from the beginning—it's for people who enjoy wordplay and ideaplay. If this description fits you, I think you'll enjoy the book. And if you know such a person, it could be the perfect gift for the word and language lover in your life.

For more information, click on the links below:

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Praise for the Book

Since Oxymoronica was written with word and language lovers in mind, I'm gratified to report that it has already garnered praise from some pretty special people in that world. Here's a sampling of what some well-known verbivores and linguaphiles have said about the book:

"You don't need military intelligence to enjoy this
quirky, surprising, and educational tour through
a previously uncharted region of the English language."

Robert Byrne, compiler of The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

"As addictive as a bowl of peanuts—
you can't stop after just one paradox from Oxymoronica!"

A. Ross Eckler, author of Making the Alphabet Dance and
editor of Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics

"The oxymoron that best describes Oxymoronica is serious fun.
Quotation guru Mardy Grothe's remarkable collection
is as intellectually rewarding as it is wildly entertaining.
The hundreds of paradoxical aphorisms he has ferreted out
for this rich anthology are profound, witty, hilarious and sad—
sometimes all at the same time!
What's more, Dr. Grothe frames these intriguing quotations
with intelligent and literate commentary that
expands your understanding and appreciation of them.
Whether you come to Oxymoronica for reference or for entertainment,
you'll discover a trove of provocative, memorable wisdom
as well as sheer reading pleasure."

Don Hauptman, author of Cruel and Unusual Puns and Acronymania

"The quintessential collection of memorable,
push-me-pull-you, yin-yang statements.
Mardy Grothe has labored lovingly
in the word yards of paradoxology."

Richard Lederer, author of A Man of My Words,
Crazy English, and The Miracle of Language

"Truly the most comprehensible collection of contradictions around."
Erin McKean, editor of Verbatim: The Language Quarterly
and author of Weird and Wonderful Words

Table of Contents

I don't know about you, but I hate to buy a book without perusing the table of contents. If you're similarly inclined, this should help:

An Introduction to Oxymoronica

Chapter 1

 

Oxymoronic Wit & Humor

Chapter 2

 

The Human Condition

Chapter 3

 

Sex, Love, & Romance

Chapter 4

 

Marriage, Home, & Family Life

Chapter 5

 

Ancient Oxymoronica

Chapter 6

 

Political Oxymoronica

Chapter 7

 

Oxymoronica on Stage & Screen

Chapter 8

 

Artistic Oxymoronica

Chapter 9

 

Oxymoronic Insults (and a Few Compliments)

Chapter 10

 

Oxymoronic Advice

Chapter 11

 

Descriptive Oxymoronica

Chapter 12

 

The Literary Life

Chapter 13

 

Oxymoronic Insights From World Literature

Chapter 14

 

Inadvertent Oxymoronica

How to Get the Book

Let me briefly describe three ways for you to get a copy of the book.

1) Your Local Bookstore

Most discerning bookstores will have Oxymoronica in stock, so a visit to your favorite bookseller may be the easiest way to get your hands on a copy. If they don't have it, ask them to order a copy. This is a service bookstores are more than willing to provide to their book-loving customers, so take advantage of it. To identify a local Independent bookstore near you, visit IndieBound.

2) Online Bookstores:


amazon.com
Barnes & Noble

3) Your Local Library

If you're a little short on cash right now, no problem! You can be reading Oxymoronica within a few weeks. Simply call or go to your local library and ask them to order a copy or two for the library's collection. Tell them to reserve the book for you, and they'll notify you when it comes in. I've been able to get my hands on scores of books this way over the years. This is one of the many fantastic services provided by public libraries; yet very few people are aware of it. And it's paid for by your tax dollars, so take advantage of it. By the way, even if you decide to buy a copy of the book, I'd appreciate your asking your local library to order a copy anyway.