Ifferisms: An Anthology of
Aphorisms That Begin
with the Word "IF"

Coming in September 2009

I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like:
A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes

Viva la Repartee:
Clever Comebacks & Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits & Wordsmiths

Oxymoronica:
Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths

Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You:
Chiasmus and a World of Chiastic Quotations