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Dennis Ridley
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First, a little more about the talented Mr. Ridley. Originally from Portland, Oregon, he is a graduate
of Amherst College and the University of California at Santa Barbara. Dennis has spent most of his career as a professor,
researcher, and administrator (when I first met him, he was working at Virginia Wesleyan College; he's now at the Joint Forces
Staff College in Norfolk, Virginia). A lover of language and a word game aficionado, he has dabbled in creative writing for
many years. He has also published extensively in his fields of psychology and higher education research. He and wife Liane,
married 34 years at the time of this writing (2008), have two grown daughters and two grandchildren.
As we proceed, I'll occasionally let Dennis speak for himself, letting him share his thoughts about
chiasmus and some of his quotes. Take it away Dennis:
"Making chiastic creations has been some of the best fun I've had in years. It has been both challenging
and pleasantly addictive. Occasionally, when I've come up with a winner, it was exhilarating.
Thanks to Mardy Grothe, who is truly the modern master and guru of chiasmus, for providing the inspiration.
I also thank my friend Fred Weiss. Fred, a business professor at Virginia Wesleyan College, was the first Chiastic Quotes Competition winner in
September 1999. Once these good folks turned me on, I could hardly stop."
You've already seen a neat example of double chiasmus. Take a close look at this quote, which is even
more impressive:
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"A wolf in sheep's clothing is
out looking to take a lamb to lunch.
A sheep in wolf's clothing is
looking out and taking lunch on the lam."
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And here's Dennis's comment: "This chiastic quote was inspired by an amusing TV commercial
depicting a sheep in a wolf's clothing. Mardy had to yawn through several forgettable
versions before I hit upon a winner. Since there are three distinct reversals, can we
call this one a triple chiasmus?" Yes we can, Dennis, yes we can.
Some of Dennis's best creations are simple reversals with a funny or clever twist:
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"It was Old Granddad
that really made Granddad old."
"Never goose your cook,
or he'll cook your goose."
"Cocktail waitresses see as many
customers tip over
as over-tip."
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Others are more thought-provoking, and invite us to linger over them and savor the additional
thoughts they stimulate:
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"Many youthful men long for fame,
and many famous men long for youth."
"A class act doesn't
have to act classy."
"Loneliness of the heart
is at the heart of loneliness."
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Dennis also tried his hand at chiasmus by letter reversal.
Notice how the letters "m" and "f" reverse in this oh-so-true observation:
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"A Monday in the fall
is NOT a fun day in the mall."
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Early in my research into chiasmus, I developed a special fondness for thought-provoking questions of a chiastic nature. The very first one
I discovered was Nietzsche's famous rhetorical question, "Which is it? Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's?" Some
other wonderful examples occur in this "Types of Chiasmus" edition: Chiastic Questions.
When rhetorical questions are framed chiastically, they have a special quality. Dennis excelled at posing such questions:
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"During the Year of the Rat,
who was the Rat of the Year?"
"If you're living a lifetime of adventure,
how do you know when you're having
the adventure of a lifetime?"
"If we gave geniuses more strokes,
would they have more strokes of genius?"
"What hand would a switch hitter use
to hit you with a switch?"
"On study dates,
do you learn your lesson
or lessen your learning?"
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Implied chiasmus is the reversal of an existing, often well-known, phrase, like "A hangover is the wrath of grapes" or Kermit the Frog's "Time's fun when you're having flies." If I had to
choose my favorite form of chiasmus, it would be tough, but in the end I'd probably select implied chiasmus. Dennis also demonstrated a fondness for it:
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"Vacuuming abhors nature."
"Never suggest the underestimation of power."
(reversing, "Never underestimate the power of suggestion.")
"Splendor is a much beloved thing."
(reversing "Love is a Many Splendored Thing.")
"Harvest on, harvest on, moonshiners!"
"Baseball great Tom Seaver
was a Met fellow, well-hailed."
"Too proud to beg,
a starving intellectual offered
his thoughts for a penny."
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Chiasmus has had a special appeal to poets over the centuries, and all of the greats have experimented with the device. In fact, W. H. Auden even
offered a wonderful chiastic observation on the subject: "In poetry you have a form looking for a subject and a subject looking for a form.
When they come together successfully you have a poem." Dennis demonstrated his versatility by composing this little chiastic ditty:
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"Iceland! I'd go there in a trice!
To its fields of green and lack of ice.
But Greenland? I'll never make that scene,
With its fields of ice and lack of green!"
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In "chiastic piggybacking," people take an expression from someone else and reverse it in a clever or witty way. Here's what Dennis had
to say about one of his most impressive creations: "In the 'pure fun' category, it was pure fun for me to take the famous saying of General
Joseph 'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell and turn it around. I substituted his ersatz Latin with an equally bogus phrase."
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"Illegitimis non carborundum:
'Don't let the bastards grind you down.'
Carborundis non illegitimatum:
Don't let the grind make a bastard out of you."
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After seeing this quote for the first time, I found myself feeling a little envious, and thought, "Damn! Why didn't I think of that
one?" I've seen the daily grind make bastards out of a number of people over the years, but it never occurred to me to reverse that
popular saying (which, by the way, Harry Truman also loved, and prominently displayed on his desk in the Oval Office). Here are several
more piggybacking examples (notice the double reversal in the second one):
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"There is a theory of the leisure class,
and there is also a class
for which leisure is only a theory."
"'Absolute power corrupts absolutely,'
but powerful absolution absolves even corruption."
"'A camel is a horse made by a committee.'
But a horse is a camel made by
a public relations committee!"
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In the chiastic shorthand category, Dennis only came up with one,
but I liked it:
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"Candidates for public office
promise breaks,
and vice versa."
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Over the centuries, the dynamics of love, marriage, and family life have inspired many wonderful chiastic observations. I can't talk
to an expectant couple without reminding them of the Peter de Vries observation: "The value of marriage is not that adults produce children,
but that children produce adults." And whenever I meet a parent or boss who's having trouble getting someone to listen, I remind them
of the saying, "People don't care how much you know unless they know how much you care." Of all of Dennis's observations in this arena,
my favorite was:
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"A woman seeking heaven from a man would
do better seeking manna from heaven."
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There are two reversals in this observation, making it a kind of chiasmus within a chiasmus. One is obvious, the other not. Before
reading on, take a look and see if you can detect the not-so-obvious one. (Here's the explanation: "a man" reverses to "manna"). Here's
another one I especially liked:
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"Raising a daughter may not be
'the mother of all battles,'
but some say
it is the battle of all mothers."
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Dennis said about this quote, "As the loving father of two grown daughters, I witnessed and took part in many such battles."
Having a daughter myself, I could relate. Here are a few more Ridley observations on the theme of love and marriage:
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"If your love is not forever,
what is it ever for?"
"Who knows whether your marriage
was made in heaven?
Who cares as long as a heaven
is made in your marriage?"
"The man who keeps up
with his 'honey-do' list
often gets to do his honey."
"Just because a woman has a man handy
doesn't mean that she has a handyman."
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Several months ago, Dennis wrote and suggested that I add a "Chiastic Challenge" to my monthly chiastic quotes competition.
Here's what he said:
"I know you have quite enough to think about right now, but how about a specific challenge to chiasmus creators? For example:
'Create a chiasmus about Bob Hope.' Here's one: 'Hope renewed laughter in the troops, and the troops renewed hope in their laughter.'
Not very good; only an illustration. A specific challenge puts a tight hedge around the task. For me, that's fun."
I fired back an e-mail to Dennis saying, "Here's your first Chiastic Challenge: Elvis." Dennis was amazingly quick on the draw.
I received a couple of quotes within 24 hours:
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"Jesus was the Rock of Salvation.
Elvis was the Salvation of Rock."
"While other performers
launched careers in Rock & Roll.
Elvis launched Rock & Roll's career."
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I was impressed. Yes, it's possible to quibble over some aspects of the quotes (was Elvis really the Salvation of Rock?), but the
quotes revealed a quick and agile mind. I immediately threw out another challenge: Hugh Hefner. As quickly as before, Dennis
came back at me:
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"Some men have a natural-born lust
for entrepreneurial activity.
Hefner was the natural-born entrepreneur
of lustful activity."
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Continue to Ridley Presidential Tour
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