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Chiasmus in The Boston Globe (1991-1994)

arrow Bella English  (December 1993)
arrow Ellen Goodman  (April 3, 1992)
arrow Ellen Goodman  (July 19, 1991)
arrow Ric Kahn  (no date, 1994)
arrow Alfie Kohn  (March 22, 1994)
arrow Ron Shaich  (Janaury 1994)
arrow Ed Siegel  (no date, 1994)

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Bella English.  December 1993

In her annual "Christmas Wish List" column, Bella English had a special wish for Massachusetts's governor and Boston's mayor:

"To Gov. Weld:
a heart, to go along with his brain.
To Mayor Menino:
a brain, to go along with his heart."

If you're not familiar with Bay State politicos, the sentiment reflects the reputation former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld had for being intelligent, but not very compassionate, and Boston mayor Thomas Menino's has for being compassionate, but not particularly intelligent.

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Ellen Goodman.  April 3, 1992

Writing about sex education in our schools, Ellen Goodman noted a deep division between advocates of safe sex and abstinence (which she dubbed "the chastity curriculum" and "the condom curriculum"). Both approaches, however, reflect a pendulum swing away from the prevailing social atmosphere of a few decades ago. Goodman wrote:

"In the sixties and seventies,
we talked about pleasures and forgot about dangers …
in the 1990s,
we talk about danger and forget about pleasure."

Goodman's observation demonstrates how useful chiasmus can be in making comparisons. In my view, no figure of speech can hold a candle to chiasmus when it comes to comparing one thing and another (for more thought-provoking examples, see the chapter on "Chiastic Comparisons" in Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You.)

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Ellen Goodman.  July 19, 1991

A 1991 Vanity Fair cover featured a very pregnant Demi Moore. Except for what Ellen Goodman called "two strategically placed hands" the actress was totally naked. In the photograph, Annie Leibovitz had juxtaposed sexuality and motherhood, two things that don't normally go together. Noting that Leibovitz had "captured and, uh, exposed a visual taboo," Goodman wrote:

"After all, a mother isn't supposed to be a sex object
and a sex object isn't supposed to be a mother
and where is Freud when you need him?"

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Alfie Kohn.  March 22, 1994

In a 1994 article titled "The High Cost of Rewards," Alfie Kohn wrote:

"The question we need to ask is not
'How motivated is this person?'
but 'How is this person motivated?'"

Kohn added, "What matters is not the amount, but the type of motivation involved." His observation makes it clear that "problem performers" don't lack motivation, they're simply motivated in ways that fail to meet the approval of parents, teachers, and other frustrated authority figures.

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Ron Shaich.  January 1994

As a nationwide coffee craze was sweeping the country, Ron Shaich (pronounced shake), the co-chairman of Au Bon Pain, offered this observation in a 1994 Globe article on a possible "coffee war" in the Boston area:

"In the rest of the country, Dunkin' Donuts is perceived
as a bakery with a coffee shop attached,
but in Boston it's perceived
as a coffee shop with a bakery attached."

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Ric Kahn.  No date, 1994

In 1994, Ric Kahn wrote a fascinating article on the tortured life and self-inflicted death of a former Boston undercover cop named Jeffrey Coy. Kahn offered this chiastic clue to Coy's ultimate despair:

"In the primordial undercover world,
Coy found his psyche stretched in a tug of war between
unsuspecting cops who believed he was a criminal
and the suspecting criminals who believed he was a cop."

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Ed Siegel.  No date, 1994

During the 1994 Olympic games, television critic Ed Siegel lambasted Connie Chung for her unprofessional interviews with Tonya Harding, the figure skater implicated in the attack on rival figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. Chung's first TV interview with Harding was considered so laughably "soft" it was criticized by most observers, and even ridiculed by some. In a second Harding interview, Chung appeared deliberately provocative, causing Harding to end the interview prematurely. Her dramatic about-face seemed a transparent attempt to salvage her reputation as a tough interviewer. By contrast, Siegel couldn't help but recall how gallantly Jim McKay had covered the 1972 Munich Olympics, when Palestinian terrorists massacred Israeli athletes. He wrote:

"ABC's Jim McKay was a sportscaster
who distinguished himself covering a news story …
CBS' Connie Chung was a newswoman
who disgraced herself covering a sports story."

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